The title of this post is 'Wah Taj' but for some reason it's not letting me add a title so here it is.

Wah Taj

I am so glad the Taj Mahal is still one of the 7 Wonders of the World. It is the only monument dedicated to love and passion from all the wonders that were nominated. This beautiful monument of the 17th century was the vision of the Mughal Emperor Shahjahan, dedicated to his wife Mumtaz after her death to show his everlasting love for her. Of course the biggest tragedy was that he had the hands of the workers who built it cut off so they could never build anything as beautiful as the Taj Mahal. That I would say was a bit selfish not to mention inhuman.

Ok back to the good things about the Taj. I can't imagine how they must have made it so perfect encrusting it with jewels (thanks to some dumbass looters and pillagers (sp?) they're not there anymore), intricate designs, perfect pillars when the resources back then were so little. It's said that when Shahjahan's asshole son Aurangzeb imprisoned him he would look at the Taj from a small window in his cell to give him comfort and hope that one day he would be seeing the love of his life again. Ahhhh love and the romantics of those days. Why can't men be like that these days? Seriously the only kind of errection they show us is the one in their pants! Sheesh!

I hope one day I get to see the Taj Mahal and when I do I know tears will well up in my eyes because I'll be happy and sad at the same time.

Some references to the Taj Mahal

"There are two kinds of people in this world 50% who have seen the Taj Mahal and the other 50% who haven't." - Former US President Bill Clinton

"The Taj, wouldn't be the Taj without the Mahal." - Buddy, Charles in Charge

"Jo waada kiya woh nibhana padega." from the movie Taj Mahal (you know the one with Pradeep Kumar... that song she sings as a spirit)

Another one bites the dust!

The UAE government blocked another website. This time the innocent victim was "Orkut". Another networking website that had some of my very good friends. I guess because of a couple of weirdos out there who can't seem to keep their clothes on, the websites like Hi5, Orkut etc etc get blocked.

I feel that it's because of the poor administration of these websites that the UAE government blocks them from the users. Websites like myspace are usually monitored by the site admins (Hiii Tom) and delete user profiles with pornographic images. Of course even on Orkut we do have options of reporting such people but I don't think much action is taken. I just don't see why most of the people should suffer because of these dirty chonts!

I'm all pissed off now!

You know you're Desi when...

You know you're a desi when...

- You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping next year. (dude this applies to all wrapped presents... if the wrapping is pretty)

- When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out. (OMG... THERE'S A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH DESIS LIVING ABROAD AND TOILET PAPER)

- You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. (guilty as charged)

- Your stove is covered with aluminum foil (again guilty as charged... actually it's quite hygenic)

- Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it. (hell no... my mom is borderline OCD so she makes sure everything is clean)

- You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. (grocery bags yes... the rest is just nasty)

- You use grocery bags to hold garbage. (oh yeah absolutely)

- You always leave your shoes at the door. (well not really but our shoe rack is at the door)

- You hate to waste food. (of course... there are kids in my country who don't get food to eat)

- Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. (erm yeah ok if it's good sure)

- You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. (hah! that's also true)

- You don't own any real Tupperware -- only a cupboard full of used, but carefully rinsed, margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. (ohhh yes...)

- The condiments in your fridge are either come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take-out or go to McDonalds. (well sometimes they give us too many packs so we stash them in the fridge)

- You never order room service. (then what's the fun of staying in a hotel? room service rocks)

- You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). (and a bottle of water)

- You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker. (damn straight I do... Hawkins ki seeti bajji too tooo too!)

- You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it. (yeah... duh)

- You fight over who pays the dinner bill. (while you secretly wish that it's the other person who does so)

- You majored in engineering, medicine or law. (neither baby... i'm an artiste and i'm lovin' it!)

- When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. (bwahahahahahahahaha... true)

- You live with your parents and you are 30 years old. (And if you are Parsi it won't matter if you're 40 and unmarried too)

- You don't use measuring cups. (it's all in the wrist)

- You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax. (hehehehehe)

- You have a drawer full of old pens, most of which don't write anymore. (ahhh yes)

- You like your meat well done. (medium well actually)

- If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight. (hahahahahaha yeah)

- You never discuss your love life or sex with your parents. (GOD NO!)

- Your parents are never happy with your grades. (aahh I never was an 'A' student anyway)

- You call an older person you never met before "uncle." (yeah... I even call some of my friends Uncle)

- You've been asked if you are a Hindi, or if you speak Hindu. (ohhh yeah that's annoying)

- No one you're related to is a music major. (Hellooooo Freddie Mercury?? Ok he's not related but he was Parsi)

- Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs. (HAH! My dad hollers on the phone even if the person is in the same building)

- You have a box of tissue or a towel in your car. (Well just incase we spill the food)

- You know someone who owns a motel or a convenience store. (Shockingly yes I do!)

- It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people. (Not for me... I'd rather just have my family and close friends... or heck I'll just elope and get married in a holy place ala Bollywood style)

-You think an Indian businessman will give you a better deal because he's Indian. (NO!)

- You spew forth the virtues of India, but don't want to live there. (I want to live there... with the luxuries from here lol)

- You use Vicks Vapor Rub. (oh it so get's rid of zits)

- You've seen the ground while inside the lavatory of a train. (Hahahaha yeah!)

- You've been in a bus where half the people riding are outside the bus. (Bus, train, truck, car, moped)

- You call fluorescent lights "tube lights" or a flashlight a "torch." (Well what else can we call it?)

- You pack a suitcase full of toilet paper when visiting India. (ok not a suitcase full)

- You've tied up your luggage with rope to keep it from falling apart. (Oh god yes)

- You whole family comes to drop you to the airport when you are travelling somewhere. (and to pick you up... even the kaam waali (maid) Sakku bai tags along)

- You think cricket is a religion (oye ve! it's just a sport)

Patients, self reliance and the heart to sail into uncharted waters!

Okies I found it... How do y'all like my summer colors with the fonts? :) When I figured out how to change all that I was like a kid in a candy store... hehehehe So that title was a bit dramatic... anyhoos.... more stuff coming real soon. Watch this space..

Botox botox botox...

What is this phenomenon called Botox? Why has it become a part of pop culture these days? Women as young as 29 are getting it done. It's a procedure which can be done in your lunch hour (I'd say what a waste of your lunch hour)... the good doctor (who is probably old and has done this treatment on him/herself) takes a huge ass syringe, pokes your forehead and then injects "Botulinum toxin" (yes children that's the real name... google it if u want) into your muscles to relax them and get rid of the lines that were caused by oh aging.

There are women in their 20's who are getting them done even though they don't have those lines. I'll make my peace with breast implants (hey makes the men happy), nose jobs and liposuction (won't ever EVER have any of them done though) but what is wrong with aging gracefully? Imagine if the prodecure gets botched? Or when you are pissed off and you can't frown because of the Botox in your forehead. Imagine scolding your kids, "CHILDREN I AM VERY ANGRY! I AM FROWING! YOU CAN'T SEE IT BUT I AM!"

Ok so there are times when you need a few procedures for your face like when you get into an accident or if you are born with a birth defect but why poke and prod your face when there's nothing wrong with it??

So my message to the world is... be yourself... don't f**k up your face by going under the knife and getting things you don't need.

Until then my darlings... mmmmmwah!

A little help

Greetings readers of my blog... *crickets chirping* hmm ok then... whoever stumbles upon it... can you please tell me how to add a link to other blogs i read on my blog? would be really nice to share some interesting blogs... :) thanks you guys rock!

It's 3:45 am, I'm unemployed so here's another Shervay!

Unemployment's a bitch... it makes me do these whacky surveys.

1] What was the highlight of your week?
Chucky being kicked out! mmmmmwahahahahahhahahaahhaa!

2] Whose car were you in last?
Sana's (upar kya hai ladki dost? translation: what's up gurlfriend?)

3] When is the next time you will kiss someone?
I don't know... any takers? Guys? Helloooo?? *crickets chripping*

4] What color shirt are you wearing?
Green

5] How long is your hair?
Quite long... used to touch my butt in December... now it's mid back.

6] How long has it been since you've been on a date?
Ummmm 6 months... but I don't consider traffic jam a date... besides the guy was creeeeeeeepy!

7] What makes you blush?
Ooooo when a guy I like tells me that he likes my honesty and my sense of humor. Hey that's what I have... I ain't no beauty to most male population y'know.

8] Last movie you watched?
Phir Hera Pheri... Babu Rao ROCKS!

9] Last thing you ate?
Turkey sandwhich with mustard and hot sauce. Regreting the hot sauce tho.

10] Lat thing you drank?
Coffee

11] Where did you sleep last night?
Well I started sleeping on my bed but when I woke up I was underneath it. Must be those damn gremlins again!

12] Were you alone?
Well the gremlins were there... and so were the underpants gnomes.

13] Are you happy right now?
It's 4 am, I'm unemployed and I'm blogging a survey... what do you think?

14] What did you say last?
I actually belted out a song... "Oh meri... meri zohrazabeen!"

15] Where is your phone?
Yeah where is it? Damn those gremlins.

16] Least favorite chore?
Hanging out the laundry to dry! Ugggh! hate that!

17] What color are your eyes?
Dark Brown

18] O.C.D .MUCH?
What??

19] Who came over last?
HAH! It's been ages since those people I call friends have come over! BLOODY INGRATES!

20] When was the last time you had your heart broken?
Last year... it's a long story... fursat mein bataoongi... (Trans: Will tell when I have time... oh and Peaches you already know)

21] Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
Being unemployed!!!! It's so frustrating and I have no outlet for my anger!

22] What are you listening to?
My dad flushing the toilet!

23] If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
A JOB! Some money would be nice too! :)

24] What is your favorite scent?
Citrus, vanilla

25] Are you in a good mood?
No not so much...

27] Does anyone ever read your responses to these?
I think so...

28] Ever own any fish?
Yeah I once owned 2 goldfishes named Farah Jr. and RK Jr. Farah Jr. froze to death and RK Jr. was boiled alive.

29] What's your favorite meal to splurge on?
TGI Fridays... actually I don't splurge too much there... it's frickin' expensive!

30] Are you left-handed?
No

31] Spell your name without vowels:
Frh Sm Mstry

32] Dogs or cats?
Both but sometimes cats freak me out when they fight.

33] Favorite sitcom?
Friends

34] What's for dinner tonight?
It was the turkey sammich I had earlier... my tummy goes drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... (to the tune of my dil goes hmmmmmmmmmm from salam namaste)

35] When Is Your Birthday?
12th January... and if anyone ditches me on that day AGAIN... I WILL THROW A HISSY FIT!

36] Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Sanaaaaaaaa :) Kya kar raheli hai?

37] What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Jack n' Coke

38] Last time you went swimming in a pool?
April I think... or was it March?? When was the Sri Lankan New Year??

39] Where was the last place you went shopping?
Supermarket for groceries.

40] How do you feel about your hair right now?
Nourished, soft, well conditioned. :)

41] Do you have any expensive jewelry?
I have a few bits and bobs my mom buys for me.

42] AIM or MSN?
Yahoo! And MSN

43] Favorite card game?
Rummy and Mendicoat! I AM THE NEW MENDICOAT CHAMP!

44] Can you play chess?
Sure... will there be a shisha involved?

45] What brand of printer do you own?
HP... but it's not plugged in.

46] Where does most of your family live?
Bombay

47] Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
Only child... but yet I am not a spoilt brat!

48] Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Nope... ok maybe just a little bit because from the all the immediate cousins I'm the only girl so I am a Princess sometimes. :)

49] What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
My dream... I was in a compromising position on a dentist chair.

50] If a friend walks out on you, do you go after them or leave them alone?
I would've gone after them before... now I just leave them alone.

51] How much water do you drink every day?
I'd say quite a bit... it's bloody hot here... I get thirsty alot!

52] Myspace or Facebook?
Facebook at the moment because myspace is PMSing

53] What is the website that you use the most?
Facebook

54] What was your favorite subject in school?
English

55] What type of boy/girl do you usually fall for?
Well I'm attracted to the tough biker boys with that rocker image but I really like dorks, nerds and geeks... glasses and all. They are sooo cute and they always have something interesting to say.

56] Do you have any plants?
Artificial ones... (I can here Nate scream at me for having those... honest dude they're my dad's idea)

57] Do you have any talents?
Sure... I can be a professional chef! :) But I wouldn't survive Hell's Kitchen... that man would turn me into a blubbering babbling crybaby!

58] Have you ever been in a wedding?
Nope... now I don't want to either. (I will be in yours Peaches if you ask me :D)

59] Do you have any children?
Not yet... I'd love to produce some smart, chubby babies.

60] Did you take a nap today?
I dozed off reading.

61] Do you have any premium channels right now?
If Pehla's premium then sure.

62] Ever met anyone famous before?
UB40, Cyrus Brocha (the guy has HUGE HANDS... his fingers are like bananas), Chunky Pandey (he is such a sweetheart)

63] Do you want to be famous one day?
Sure I do... :)

64] Favorite actress?
At the moment Scarlett Johanson...

65] Are you multitasking right now?
Doing this, listening to music and talking to a few friends.

66] Could you handle being in the military right now?
Nope... I wouldn't even survive boot camp!

67] What is your average cell phone bill?
I have pre-paid so 45-50

68] Do you believe in Karma?
Oh absolutely... it's been proven too... in my favor. Someone screwed me over and then someone else screwed them over!

69] Last time you went to the gym or worked out?
Gym? What's that?

70] How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Around 15

71] Last place you drove your car to?
I don't have a car.

72] Ever been to Las Vegas?
No but I wanna! :)

73] what are you doing today?
I dunno...

74] Have you ever been gambling?
Nope...

75] When is the last time you updated your blog?
I'm doing it right now...

76] Have you been to New York City?
No but I wanna!!! :(

77] Ever been to Disneyland/world?
No but I wanna!!! :(

78] Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
I love Buggs Bunny and Cartman! :)

79] Last thing you cooked?
Dosa

80] How’s the weather?
HOT AND HUMID!

81] Do you e-mail?
Yeah

82] Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Used it to scratch my back.

83] Last time you were sick?
A couple of months back.